loree taylor jordan Publicly known for her.. "don't sugar coat it... tell-it-like it is" persona almost gives Loree a shock jock appeal that really makes people take notice. Loree's book, Detox for Life and audio on detoxification will teach you everything about the colon ... you may be too constipated to ask (and quite frankly were afraid to know)!

Loree has also openly shared her own struggle with her weight and says she is a reformed "Dieting Maniac". Her book Fat and Furious deals with insulin resistance and metabolic issues in weight management. It's important for many to know that their struggle with obesity may be a metabolic issue and not be entirely their fault.

Diseases start from toxins and these toxins are actually in YOUR body. How can you get these toxins out? Simple- Loree's Kick-Butt-Bowel Blaster! It will get you started on your Body Cleansing Detoxification program for a brand new you! It is a safe natural part of Colonic Therapy to purify, cleanse and detoxify your body. Another factor of maintaining a healthy body is Healthy Nutrition. Most of us deal with weight issues, some us of deal with Compulsive Eating. It's time to take control of our bodies and our emotions and get started in a new direction.

Loree shares Dr. Phil's approach..."Either you get it or you don't!" Her desire is that through her educational programs that you get it and figure it out before you are faced with a life threatening illness! Lets get passionate about taking caring of your health. Loree's desire is to be your partner in health, be proactive with no whining or excuses. Let her show you how to have optimal health, feel great, lose weight and have the energy you deserve.

Loree has effectively detoxified hundreds of clients in her 20+ years of expertise and believes that Colonic Therapy is an important factor in maintaining a healthy body and living a long vital life.

Loree and her multiple personalities Greta CarboTM and Marilyn MenopauseTM devote their undying love and energy to bringing you the latest research and information on Colonic Therapy (Body Cleansing Detoxification) and Healthy Nutrition (Weight Issues/Compulsive Eating).

While consulting her clients and becoming a world wide resource on Colonic Therapy, Loree the Colonic Queen has splashed onto radio and stage with her multiple personalities; Greta CarboTM a compulsive overeater (She'll kick your ass and steal your donuts) and Marilyn MenopauseTM (One ‘HOT' mama). Her outrageous sense of humor and love for theater has helped her to create, write and produce stage productions of her funny but serious health themes. Not only can she act—she can bellow a few notes too!

The Colonic QueenTM, Greta CarboTM and Marilyn MenopauseTM sing humorous parodies written by their counterpart Loree about health/weight related issues such as ‘Donuts are a girls best friend', ‘I am just a little girl in menopause' and ‘Farfrompoopin'. Loree and The Divas are available for speaking engagements, seminars, corporate training, conventions, radio and TV.

If you are ready to get serious about your health with a humorous outlook, you have come to the right place! This web site has a butt load of resources, information, products and all the therapy you can handle!




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You have the heart of a genuine healer, you are a person who really touches people...who motivates, inspires and makes them laughŠthe greatest medicine of all²

Terri Bellairs



Laughter is Loree¹s Drug of Choice

Frank, gutsy, humorous, and highly informative Loree has been determined to keep her audiences in the fun zone while also educating them about living long healthy lives. Although Loree uses humor she is not just a fluff muffin. Her speaking engagements and radio interviews are full of transformative, life-changing content.

Whether performing a donut intervention, issuing food felonies as The Donut Police or singing about a hormonal heat wave she is never at a loss for the outrageous. Despite being presented in a parody format, each of her characters represents various health challenges.

Loree¹s engaging interactive presentations will have your audiences laughing, crying not knowing what to expect and taking their health to the next level.

"Loree is fantastic. It¹s not just because she is hilarious, a great singer, her facial expressions are memorable long afterwards. She¹s fantastic because of the content of her talk/performance. Her Donut Police arrest and her Greta Carob songs is pee in your pants funny!"

Dr. Karen Gail Lewis
Author and Marriage and Family Therapist




³I had a great time at your seminar, it made me seriously thinks about my addiction to sugar. I know that if carbohydrates were drugs, I¹d be dead. I am now sane and in control.²

Valerie Cisneros Seminar participant Los Altos, Ca.



"What can I say about Loree Taylor Jordan? She's brave, she's edgy, willing to do whatever it takes to shake us up so that we can see new possibility for our lives. She's theatrical, she's funny, able to make us laugh at ourselves in the midst of our addictions, our denials, our hopelessness. If you ever have the chance to attend one of her hilarious presentations, do yourself a favor: get a front row seat."

Jack Barnard, author, speaker, trainer



Loree imparts her expertise through a highly original, humorous cast of characters ­ all played by her instructively and sympathetically. This lady is the real deal, she knows her stuff and she knows how to present it in a one-woman, made-to-be-memorable multi-media experience.

Ned Buratovich, former Board Member, National Speakers
Association, Northern California Chapter




³Wow, many thanks for the inspiration messages regarding the dangers of sugar. Because of your message I have been inspired to make vital changes that have seemed almost impossible until now.
God Bless you.

Seminar participant San Jose, Ca.



³Fabulous guest! Loree takes an under-discussed subject and makes it fun and accessible! She lit up our phone lines. We can't wait to have the Colonic Queen back!"

Marla Davies, MIX 106.5



³Lit up the phone lines faster than we could answer!²

Lenore Bracewell,
Liveline with Bruce Sessions