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How to Get Rid of Embarrassing GAS, Bloating and Chronic Constipation and Have the Energy of a Teenager!
"The Average Person Carries 10 to 12 lbs of Decaying Putrefied Toxic Waste in Their Colon......Don't be One of Them!"
WOW! Does This Guy Need My Colon Cleansing Program!
Dear Friend,
If you'd like to have regular bowel elimination, get some kick-ass energy FAST! and lose that unsightly gut, then this might be the most important letter you'll ever read.
Here's why:
As The Colonic Queen ....I have helped literally thousands of people detoxify their bodies in my years of practice as a colon therapist, and health educator.
Now, I know you're probably skeptical. That's normal and healthy. Let me give you three good reasons I can back up what I claim:
Three Reasons To Believe What I Say
Reason one: I was personally sought out by Anthony Robbins to speak in his International Life Mastery Program as an expert in my field of detoxification. He personally endorses my book Detox for Life as the best expert in the field of detoxification.
Reason two: I have had 20+ years as a holistic health educator, author, speaker and colon hydrotherapist. I have worked with thousands of clients and was personally trained under Dr. Bernard Jensen, D.C. internationally renowned for his tissue cleansing programs. I have designed many colon detoxification programs for my clients over the years following his mentorship.
Reason three: I hosted a live 2 hour morning drive radio show in the San Francisco bay area as the The Colonic Queen Live. I am regularly sought out for national radio interviews, by press & media and live speaking engagements for my expertise in the field of holistic health, addiction and detoxification. My book Detox for Life received an award in 2002.
Here is a summary of the benefits you receive
- Detox Supplements and cleansing drink are easy and convenient to use!
Thereby eliminates the hassle factor
- You are not having to pay for a fancy expensive spa.
For a few dollars a day you are taking years off your age, detoxifing your body, losing unsightly belly bulge and on the way to a vibrant New YOU!
- This program is so simple....believe me!
Thank goodness! you won't be giving yourself an excuse to bail out on this incredible program.
- You will encourage the removal of intestinal parasites
The parasites will have no place to live once you detoxify your system. They now live in your intestinal garbage wasteland.
- Loree's Kick-Butt Bowel Blaster is a Winner!
You will be asked more times than you can count why you look so radiant how you keep up with everything in your life with so much energy
- Your skin will regain its smooth and youthful appearance
You will easily take 10 years off your age in a few short weeks in the comfort of your own home
- You can do my bowel blaster program and not disrupt your schedule or your life!
You don't have to take time off work--you don't have to leave town- or camp out in the bathroom
- You will have soft and complete bowel elimination
No more hanging out in the bathroom reading the whole newspaper praying for a bowel movement. This will reduce or eliminate hemorrhoids from straining
- By detoxifying the digestive tract you will improve digestion
You will be removing old stinky foul smelling undigested foods and fecal matter and GAS!
- You will encourage good intestinal flora
Cleansing out the slimy crud in the digestive system will enable good bacteria to thrive
- Acne and skin eruptions will improve if not disappear altogether
Detoxifying the body will help cleanse the bloodstream which will encourage vibrant looking skin.
Now, you're probably wondering how and why I can claim all these health benefits.
Let me explain
Loree's Kick-Butt Bowel Blaster- Clean out the Crud Cleansing Drink is based on years of successful results and research. I designed this program and used it successfully for many, many years in my colonic practice.
Don't take my word for it.
Listen to what my customers say…….
There I was, lying on an exam table in the hospital emergency room, in severe pain, as the emergency room doctor was frantically trying to dislodge a bowel blockage that was, as he described "as big as a large grapefruit."
Well thank god I never had to have bowel surgery. The emergency room doctor was successful in removing the blockage from my bowel.
I called Loree but by then I had let this problem go on too long. She asked me if I had been taking her bowel blaster drink she had recommended to me so many years before. I had to admit to her that I hadn't kept it up, even though over the years I had suffered from chronic constipation. When I first started taking her recommended program years ago, everything she said would happen actually did, and more. I must admit I felt great. But alas, I didn't stay in the habit. Thus, the years of colon neglect took their toll and, well, you heard where it got me: in the emergency room!
Now a day does not pass without my taking the bowel blaster program, and I feel better than I've felt in years. I have also incorporated Loree's colon health philosophy into my practice and have observed that toxic bowel syndrome, or dysbiosis, is the root cause of a myriad of health problems in our society. I routinely tell my patients that almost all health problems can be traced to problems in either the nervous system or digestive system.
David Ramsey, DC Campbell, Ca.
Bill the cowboy came to see me with a chronic constipation problem. This guy was a meat eatin, beer drinking, steer wrestling cowboy right down to the fancy boots.
I put him on my Bowel Blaster Clean out the Crud Cleansing Drink! Boy did he get results. He called me about 4 days into his cleanse just ecstatic. He was proud of the fact that he dropped 14 pounds of poop in just 3 days. He said (in his own words) that the toilet was full every time he had a bowel movement, which was about 4 times a day.
He went on to say that his wife was right..She always said I was full of crap!
Bill, Hollister Ca
I want to give this testimonial anonymously because of my position in the community. I'm a registered nurse with 15 years of experience in nursing: 8 of those years were hospital nursing.
For the 1 1/2 years I had experienced ever-worsening constipation, extreme abdominal bloating, and incredibly foul gas that totally revolted my family. It was bad! I had tried various over-the-counter and home remedies, but to no avail. At one point I had no bowel movement whatsoever for 2 1/2 weeks. I felt terrible. Because surgery is such a lucrative business, there would be a good chance I would end up with a colostomy. I decided death would be better.
After following Loree's recommendations for a month, I am no longer bloated or full of gas. Nor am I constipated.
Thank you Loree
I went to see Loree five months ago. I chose Alternative and Holistic Therapy almost as a last resort. I needed help with a chronic digestive problem that was threatening to make recovery from an upcoming surgery a nightmare. My physician had prescribed medicine that would help on a short-erm basis, I had used this many times before. I needed something that would be a lifelong answer not a quick fix.
Loree listened to my concerns, asked questions about my lifestyle and eating habits, and asked what my long term goals were as far as my health was concerned. She suggested a program of herb and diet that I followed very carefully. I only had five weeks to get into better condition before surgery. I had my operation, my recovery went beautifully, and I am still using the herbs she recommended. I have never felt better, and my system has never worked as well as it does now.
What Loree has accomplished for me, she has done for many other people that I know. I am grateful that she is her and available to share her knowledge with others. I highly recommend her and her Alternative and Holistic Therapy program to anyone.
Sincerely,
Jennie Munger, Hollister, Ca.
I am writing to let you know how much I appreciate you, your cleansing drink and colonic treatments I have been receiving. After being a little skeptical and tentative in the beginning, I must say I have never felt better in my life. I truly feel that colonic hydrotherapy and your cleansing drink is the first step to becoming healthy. I would be more than happy to let you use me as a reference for any potential clients. Thank you so much, take care and stay healthy. I look forward to our continued professional relationship.
Jim C. San Jose, Ca.
Loree has helped me live a more healthy lifestyle. She is knowledgeable about so many health related topics that I use her as a reference frequently in my own massage therapy practice. I received a colonic therapy treatment once when I had a cold and when I walked out of the office I no longer had my cough or runny nose. Needless to say, she is now the first person I see when I feel an illness coming on.
Denise Zito, Massage Therapist
Warning: Do NOT buy any Bowel Cleansing Products unless it meets the following 6 criteria
There is a lot of confusion surrounding my field. I want to give you 6 criteria or elements you absolutely, positively must have in any solution you obtain:
1: Does the reputation, quality and the integrity of the company distributing the products you are purchasing enhance and promote credibility?
2: Does the quality manufacturing practices, such as quality testing before, during and after manufacturing of their products meet industry standards?
3: Has the company been around for a substantial length of time and the reputation precedes the claims of quality products and services?
4: Does the company provide a state of the art facility?
5: Does every product meet label claims and freshness dating?
6: Can you see testimonials of measurable results from the products and programs?
You get at least 10 times your money's worth!
If you came into my office for several weeks of colon hydrotherapy (I have been known to see people daily for weeks on certain programs) for one on one health coaching, or to embark on any one of my detoxification programs you would be looking to invest hundreds of dollars for my time, services, products and expertise upward to about $2,000.00
If you went to an expensive health spa to detox for weight loss, or purchased products we would be talking about thousands and thousands of dollars of investment to slim out your gut and give you vibrant energy.
In days you will be writing me about how great you feel, how much energy you have and how Young & Sexy You Feel!
You would be absolutely CRAZY not take me up on my offer RIGHT NOW!
In summary, here's what you get:
Loree’s Kick-Butt Bowel Blaster Drink
- Liquid Hydrated Bentonite, Liquid Chlorophyll, Psyllium Hulls Bulk, LBSII, (herbal laxative) Bowel Detox, Bifidophilus (4-6 week supply for 1 person)
Plus you will receive my award winning best selling book Detox for Life my kick-butt no-thrills survival guide to your most serious health risk endorsed by
Anthony Robbins as a FREE bonus.
You will learn:
- How to reverse the aging process, have radiant skin, gain energy, --and restore vibrant health.
- If you're one of 90% of Americans who has parasites and doesn't know it
- How to reduce your risk of cancer and even reverse the disease process
"In Detox for Life, Loree Taylor Jordan's insights into the importance of colon health are presented in a straightforward and entertaining way that will inspire her readers to pursue a more vital and healthy lifestyle."
-- Anthony Robbins
Author of Awaken the Giant Within and Unlimited Power
"Detox for Life is a tongue-in-cheek, yet inspiring and informative guide to digestive health, which is so essential to our overall health."
--Elson M. Haas, MD
Author of The Detox Diet
"As a health and nutrition expert, Loree Taylor Jordan knows you have to work from the inside out for true radiant looks and health. The solid detoxification information in this book is made easy to read and follow by her entertaining style."
--Linda Page, ND, Ph.D.
Author of Health Healing-A Guide to self-Healing for Everyone, Cooking for Healthy Healing and Detoxification
"Colon therapy is not as American as hot dogs and apple pie, but it will do wonders for your health and life. The waste that exists in your poor, sick body can be best described as CANCER that hasn't happened yet.... Detox for Life is a must read! Share it with everyone you care about."
--John Thomas
Author of Young Again! How to Reverse the Aging Process
"Many alternative physicians abide by the maxim, disease starts in the colon. With today's polluted environment, combined with our diet of devitalized, additive-laden foods, detoxification is imperative to prevent and reverse chronic disease. A person who doesn't have two or three bowel movements a day is constipated. Ms Jordan's information provided in Detox for Life is comprehensive and vital for anyone interested in taking responsibility for their health."
--Burton Goldberg, Publisher
An Alternative Medicine Definitive Guide to Cancer, Alternative Medicine Digest.
Another reason to take me up on my offer….
With over 400 million dollars spent annually on laxatives and parasites are outranking cancer as man's deadliest enemy on a worldwide basis, in this country we are in a hidden health crisis.
How much thought do you give to your colon? Probably not very much at all. Most people take the functioning of their digestive system for granted. As long as we feel reasonable well we aren’t willing to consider the tremendous impact that the function of our colon can have on our overall health and life for that matter. But please be open and consider these facts……..
Death Begins in the Colon
The colon is a sewage system but by neglect and abuse it becomes a cesspool. When it is clean and normal we are well and happy. Let it stagnate and it will distill the poisons of decay, fermentation and putrefaction into the blood, poisoning the brain and nervous system so that we become mentally depressed and irritable; it will poison the heart so that we are weak and listless; poison the lungs so that the breath is foul; poison the digestive organs so we are distressed and bloated; and poison the blood so the skin is sallow and unhealthy. In short, every organ of the body is poisoned, and we age prematurely; look and feel old; the joints are stiff and painful; and a sluggish brain overtakes us; and the pleasure of living is gone.—Jensen 1974
You wouldn’t even consider going weeks without a shower or brushing your teeth (at least I hope you wouldn’t). So why would you go for years without cleansing your internal system? Our goal here should be to detoxify the whole body system in order to rebuild and regenerate new cells and tissue. We want to grow younger, with a new body, and not stay in a toxic body. The promise of my program is to get you started on the road to health…
If you respond right away, your health investment is only $259.97 $199.97. *Plus shipping
Act immediately and receive the following bonuses
Since I know it's 100% to your benefit to act right away, I want to sweeten the pot and give you every possible reason to say YES today! If you respond immediately, you'll also receive the following:
Free bonus 1:
My book Detox for Life autographed!
Free bonus 2:
Unleash the Power of Your Health audio CD
Free bonus 3:
A FREE downloadable e-book The Value of Colon Hydrotherapy
Free bonus 4:
A FREE subscription to my e-zine The Diva of Health
Free bonus 5:
A FREE one half hour consultation with me by phone FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
You can't lose with my 100%, ironclad, moneyback guarantee

By the way, these bonuses are yours to keep even in the unlikely event you decide to take advantage of my ironclad moneyback guarantee:
"Your satisfaction is guaranteed with my 100%, no-questions-asked, iron-clad money-back guarantee. If you aren't absolutely thrilled with my products, just contact my office (or send the product back) within 30 days and I'll refund 100% of your purchase price. No questions asked."
"You don't have to decide now if this product is for you. Just get it and try it out. If you do not feel that my book, my Unleash the Power of Your Health CD does not have life changing valuable content, and you do not have lots of energy or if you don't absolutely love the way you look, just let me know and I'll give you every cent of your money back! So you have nothing to lose and everything to gain."
Here's more information on your health investment!
To Recap, you get……..
Loree's Kick-Butt Bowel Blaster Package
includes:
- Liquid Hydrated Bentonite, Liquid Chlorophyll, Psyllium Hulls Bulk , LBSII, (herbal laxative) Bowel Detox, Bifidophilus (4-6 week supply)
My award-winning book Detox For Life
PLUS
A FREE e-book The Value of Colon Therapy written by Morton Walker and why many physicians in support of colon hydrotherapy.
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A FREE "Unleash the Power of Your Health" audio CD.
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A FREE subscription to my e-zine The Diva of Health on various assorted health topics.
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A FREE one half hour phone health coaching session with me personally to answer any questions. FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!
Here's how to get healthy right now!
Loree's Kick-Butt Bowel Blaster
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To your health &success,
Loree Taylor Jordan, C.C.H., I.D.

About Loree Taylor Jordan, CCH, ID
Ms. Jordan, is a leading expert in the holistic health field. She has detailed her personal battles with weight in a new book, Fat & Furious: presenting evidence that being fat may not be your fault and showing you how to seize control of your health. She shares her own personal struggle with sugar addiction, Syndrome X, and yo-yo dieting. She has 20+ years of practical and professional experience as a colon hydrotherapist and holistic health educator. She is also an iridologist who studied with the world-renowned Dr. Bernard Jensen, D.C.M.D. Ms. Jordan's previous book, Detox For Life, passionately advocates for the regular cleansing of your colon, landing her the moniker, "Colonic Queen." Her book earned an Irwin Award in Los Angeles.
Loree is married with two grown sons, a step-daughter and the grandmother of 4. She is currently working on her new book entitled I Never Thought Addiction Could Happen to Me
P.S. P.S. My speaking schedule is getting CRAZY. I want to be there to support you with a FREE coaching session and to your answer questions. I don't know how long I will be able to extend this offer!
P.P.S. P.P.S. I am telling you the truth your friends will be beating down your door to ask you why you look and feel so good. I say this with no ego whatsoever but when people find out I have 4 grandkids and I am well over 50 they are shocked! (this picture was taken just a few months ago) Detoxification will take 10 years off your age... you my dear will be timeless!
P.P.P.S. P.P.S. Interested in the FREE e-zine?
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